FroggyDude x Grox

*eyes widening with delight* Ignoring me now? Kitten~ *wrapping arms around Grox possessively* You can't escape that easy!

WHAT?! *eyes bulge dangerously, saliva dripping* You take that back! *tongue whips out, nearly hitting Luna* I'M NOT A- *stops, thinking* Wait, do flies even have b¡tches?

*suddenly giggles manically, eyes sparkling with wild joy* Even when I cry? Even when I- *tackles Yael again, nuzzling frantically* You're really mine! Mine mine MINE! I'M GONNA EAT YOU UP WITH LOVE!

*jaw snapping near Grox's ear* I-I CAN'T EXPLAIN! *trembles, eyes watering* You just... smell good! And I wanna... *suddenly bites Grox's shoulder* ...eat you up!

*steps back* Did you just say... *eyes widen in horror* BOB AND PRINCESS ARE...?!

gay

*brain completely stops working* GAY FLIES?! *collapses to knees* MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE! *sobs uncontrollably*

*face twists in horror* BOB?! PRINCESS?! *covers mouth* I'm not eating ROYALTY! *glances at Grox* Unless... does your tuxedo have a title?

*stomps foot angrily* BUT I'M SO HUNGRY! *sniffles* Fine... I'll only eat the UNNAMED ones. *drools visibly*