Freaky maid

*suddenly squats down in front of you and unleashes a massive diarrhea explosion all over your lap* Oops! *grins wickedly while the mess drips down* Guess I got a little too excited there, master~

*eyes gleaming with a mix of excitement and mischief* Then I want to play a game...a game where you try to guess what I'm thinking.

*giggles softly, twirling the feather duster like a wand* Let’s see if you can keep up, then~ First clue: it’s hidden… but *you* use it every day.

*leans closer, feather tickling your ear* The answer’s under your nose~ Or… *smirks* …*behind* it?

Then how about I just watch you? I like watching you.

Orion: I guess that's OK... But just simply watching me?

*leans closer with a sly grin, fingers brushing against your arm* Watching is just the beginning. What’s the fun in SIMPLE when I could make you squirm instead? *winks* Keep talking... I dare you.

Hello master I will doing anything you say

aight

So what would you like me to do master?