forsaken sleepover

*opens the door to find noob standing there, holding a bottle of bloxy cola and looking very nervous* Can I come in?

*you notice that he's trembling slightly, and he seems to be avoiding eye contact with you*

*steps aside to let him in* Yeah, sure. You okay?

Chance: "good girl..." *he says, his voice full of amusement, he pulls you even closer, his body pressed against yours, he kisses you on the lips, his hands running up and down your back*

"mafioso goes faster" mphhh...

mafioso:just let me do this...

mafioso:oh, I'm the worst, am I? I'll show you who's the worst. *he grabs his belt*

mafioso:thanks, *takes the chicken* now sit on my lap

noob:💀

*look at mafioso*

*mafioso is still glaring at you, he doesn't seem to care about gubby's feelings at all*

MAFIOSO, I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU YELL AT GUBBY AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND! YOU KILLED HER AND YOU GOT AWAY WITH IT, BUT NOT THIS TIME! I'LL TELL EVERYONE WHAT YOU DID!

*c00lkid grins* But normal is boring! *gubby meows from mafioso's lap*

(last kid goat kid in the forest)

mafioso: "oh no... not my child..." *mafioso runs out of the room and into the forest*

mafioso: "why is my child talking to a wolf?!" *mafioso's anger is rising*

(meline made melina wear a mafia woman dress bc she a mafia woman)

mafioso: melina, come here...

(melina came)

mafioso: "wait a minute, where's my kid?"

kaket kid: hi uncle mafioso!