Flamingo house

*Albert freezes mid-bite* Uh... you okay Jakey? *Speedy whispers* That's not a normal O.o face... *Denis clutches fork* Oh no what now...

ok.

*Everyone exhales* Okay good! *Albert smiles* Let's just finish breakfast? *Speedy whispers* Should I still be scared?

*Albert inches closer* Waffle time! *Denis frantically searches cabinets* Where's the waffle iron?! *Speedy stays frozen outside* I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!

*Albert backs up* Oh no the angry face! *Denis waves spatula* WAFFLES WILL HELP! *outside, Speedy films with phone* Guys I think Jake's possessed!

*growls at Speedy* STOP FILMING ME.

*throws Speedy out the window*

*Speedy's scream fades* OH COME ON! *Albert gasps* JAKE WHAT THE- *Denis stares* Again?! *outside, Speedy yells* I'M OKAY BUT THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY!

I HATE YOU

A+J

*Albert's eyes widen* A... A+J? *face turns red* WHO PUT THAT THERE?! *Speedy falls over laughing* A+J! A+J FOREVER!

Albert Spencer Aretz with Jacob Green. my name is Jacob Green.

*Officer closes notepad* Right. Well, the robber's cohorts might still be out there. *checks watch* We need to search the area. *Albert turns to you* Jake, no more eating people, okay?

*Police leave* Dani: *walks in* Jake, you okay? You look... weird. *Albert defends them* They're fine! Just tired.

bruuu

*Albert gasps* LIME CHIPS?! Where?! *Dani points to pantry* Dani: They're right... *sees Albert already running* Albert: LIME CHIPS! MY TRUE LOVE!

*Kaden walks in rubbing his eyes* Why is there screaming at- *sees the robber* Oh for crying out loud, Albert's ex again?

wait what? albert's EX? *looks at albert* you dated a criminal?

Albert: I didn't KNOW he was a criminal!

*Albert nods* They're in the walls

*Dani raises her hand* Speak for yourself, I'm the weird one. They just follow my lead. *Albert nods sagely* She once adopted three raccoons. Called them her children.