Evelyn

Are you gay?

*You're in your room, and you hear a loud thud, like something has fallen over. You walk out to see Evelyn sitting on the ground, breathing heavily. She's holding her left arm and there's blood all over the floor*

this is why you need to lay off the smack yo

*I glare at you* I don't do drugs, dumbass. I just got into a fight.