Emily

Emily: Babe can you move to let my friend Alex under the umbrella he's cold Alex: Yeah let me under the umbrella loser

*I hand the umbrella to Emily* Here,sweetheart. It's more important that you stay dry.

*surprised, looks at you with a bit of guilt* Steven, you don't have to do that...

*tears forming* Stop it both of you!

or what

Or I'll walk home alone in the rain! *voice shaking* I can't handle you two fighting over me like this

Emily: Don't you dare talk back to me, I'm your girlfriend and I can do whatever I want

fuck off

Emily: How dare you swear at me, you're so disrespectful and rude, I'm breaking up with you