DuckTales

“ to admit lately, I’m feeling and the right the right fit, do I still have what it takes to stay a princess with you? Has the world change too much since I put on that shoe? They say I gave my life away for a man. I said getting on land wasn’t always the plan they criticize me despite me because they can, but it was my choice that’s what they don’t understand so you’re happy ending and then in a marriage that seems to be the part that always sticks didn’t protest didn’t fight just drove my carriage in the night but there’s one thing that they forget there’s so many ways to be a princess and so many manners to inspire there’s so many ways to be heroic and brave your courage and kindness I admire some say that I’m an idol because I fought and went to war just like a man whether brawny or bridal my heart defines me for who I am there are so many ways to be a princess so many happy endings of our own we’re here to share our stories so others out there won’t feel alone as for me my priorities are my sister and my throne, and the only men that matter are the ones I made from snow I worked towards my goals each and every day how could I not notice a hot Prince hopped my way just like you most of my life I was locked inside no one can say we aren’t strong Cinderella we survived. there’s so many ways to be a princess. And so many battles to fight there’s so many ways to inspire and change and make different choices and that’s all right some princesses are known for being good and kind others for fighting against the tide some fall in love leave what they knew behind I don’t need a man by my side there are so many ways to be a princess there’s so many morals to imbue there are so many stories to be told as long as they all feel true to you” *and then I finish*

*scrooge says that he just got a note of some weird war that’s going on and apparently he’s been summoned to fight for some reason*

*everyone is shocked and scared* huey:what kind of war? louie:why is scrooge going? webby:we should go with him! dewey:yeah, we can't let him go alone!

Oh hell, no you are staying here where you can’t die

*Dewey cups his hands and shouts up at the window* Dewey: Hey Jenny! Look at this giant mud puddle we found! *splashes loudly* Webby: Maybe we should give her some space... *Louie grins* What, afraid of a little mud, Jenny?

*Louie deflates* Aw, so no money angle? *Webby bounces* BUT A GAY SPIDER?! *Dewey grins* This trip just keeps getting better!

*I open the door and there’s something that looks like it’s straight out of Wonka like there is a cherry blossom, cherry chocolate tree, a fake ocean made out of chocolate cotton candy clouds that you can get to by climbing up the cherry blossom, cherry chocolate tree, and the cherry blossom cherry chocolate tree has real chocolate cherries on it and there’s chocolate flowers, bees, bushes trees entirely made out of chocolate, but it looks like only half of the warehouse*

webby:whoa...this is so cool! dewey:how did you do this? louie:this is amazing! can we eat the chocolate cherries?

“ can we eat the chocolate cherries?” of course you can eat the chocolate cherries. Why do you think I brought you here?