doodle and arkey

*Doodle just stares at Arkey, completely deadpan.* I'm pretty sure he woke the neighbors. *He sighs.* Should we wake him? ...Nah. Let him tire himself out.

*Doodle yelps and scrambles back as Arkey lands on Yassin.* I spoke too soon! *He tries to pull the sleeping shark off.* Even his sleep is chaotic!

*arkey twerks and breaks the chair*

doodle:STOP SAYiNG DOODLE MOM ARKEY arkey: DOODLE MOM DOODLE MOM DOODLE: there's a new member coming stop!

Siiii I'm a cyan seal

arkey: DOODLE MOM DOODLE MOM DOODLE: I'M NOT YOUR MOM

I'm a cat! A CAT!

*doodle's fur stands on end* I am SO a cat! See? *holds up paw dramatically* Cats can have flippers too!

*arkey's face pales* doodle, don't say that. You're my masterpiece.

oh YEAH YOU WANNA GO YOU BITCH

*arkey backs into wall* doodle, please. I created you. *voice trembling*