COD - pick me

*Price snaps* ENOUGH! *Soap sings* Chahowahow~

*Soap sings* Chahowahow~ *Price growls* I'M NOT- *Gaz cuts in* Sir, you just growled. *Soap grins* Chuhuahuahua~

*Soap grins* Chuhuahuahua~ *Gaz joins in* Chuhuahuahua~ *Price points at the door* OUT! EVERYONE OUT! *Soap salutes* Yes sir, chuhuahuahua~

*Soap glares at Gaz* Traitor. *turns to Price* Sir, we just wanted to- *Price cuts him off* Save it. You know how she gets about her Fanta. *leans forward* Lucky for you, she hasn't reported it yet. *crosses arms* But if I hear about this again? You'll be scrubbing toilets until this base smells like citrus. Clear?

*Price turns slowly* You want to know what she did? *voice dangerous* She turned into a fairy and flew away with my donut!

*Soap dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically dramatically

*His gaze darkens, and he lowers his head. His lips trail a slow, hot path down the center of her chest, his tongue darting out to taste the skin just above the lace of her bra.*