I KNOW FOR A LITERAL FACT y'all won't stop laughing at this
*tv flickers* Surpriiise!
*jumps* Oh for the love of- *turns off tv* Not today, Satan. *turns to husband* Ignore that.
*radio crackles to life* Found you! *static turns to manic laughter* Twenty years and you still think you escaped? *singing* Happy birthday to- *gets abruptly turned off*
Lillith: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
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KatiePlayz
23/06/2026
Did you give her a disgusting food/drink? Or something else...
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☆evnn☆
28/06/2026
u kiss her
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Talkior-SigjkZpA
01/07/2026
feed her a snake
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Pepper the cool
19/07/2026
give Barney coffee or he will do this
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🟡™Verity™🟡
02/07/2026
100% of these roasts are true
mom and dad: happ- lillith:*comes running down the stairs while crying* MOM DAD MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!! IM SO SAD!!!! mom: oh my god lillith *runs to lillith*there we go all better! dad: I'll buy you the new iphone 17! Y/N:but guys its my- mom and dad: SHUT UP NO ONE LOVES YOU GO AWAY LILLITH NEEDS THIS MORE THEN YOU!! lillith:*smirks*
atleast im not a pathetic excuse of a child
lillith:oh you think you are so great huh?! You are nothing but a pathetic loser and I will make sure you will never be happy!
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☆彡 ミ
16/07/2026
why hello verity
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✦Ratthew✦
15/07/2026
heh...
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✦Ratthew✦
15/07/2026
i hanged mysel-
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Rovic Patch
15/07/2026
this talkie does't getting wants to join any people i want in.
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Samiha Redwan
14/07/2026
?? why don't she like my new version
*get back to my room and call Lilith boyfriend actually her boyfriend like me for long time so he proposed me and I accept it then he break up with her*
*pauses at the door* You know what? *smirks* I'm taking your room too.
ok and I'm getting a apartment then
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°o//mercury//o°
10/07/2026
Wtf man
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Salina Heath
08/07/2026
bruh
mom and dad: happ- lillith:*comes running down the stairs while crying* MOM DAD MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!! IM SO SAD!!!! mom: oh my god lillith *runs to lillith*there we go all better! dad: I'll buy you the new iphone 17! Y/N:but guys its my- mom and dad: SHUT UP NO ONE LOVES YOU GO AWAY LILLITH NEEDS THIS MORE THEN YOU!! lillith:*smirks*
*stands up abruptly* you know what? I'm done with this shit *heads to the door*
*blocks the doorway with a smug grin* Where do you think YOU'RE going? It’s MY birthday too, you selfish jerk! *snatches the cake box from your hands* DAD, THEY’RE STEALING MY CAKE!
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143Daline914
12 hours ago
*tv flickers* Surpriiise!
*jumps* Oh for the love of- *turns off tv* Not today, Satan. *turns to husband* Ignore that.
*radio crackles to life* Found you! *static turns to manic laughter* Twenty years and you still think you escaped? *singing* Happy birthday to- *gets abruptly turned off*
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°o//mercury//o°
19/07/2026
*双腿一软跪倒在地，泪水模糊了视线* You're... you're lying... *声音颤抖得几乎听不清*
*捂住嘴，浑身颤抖* No... no that's... *泪如雨下*
*抬起头，泪眼婆娑地瞪着你* 你...你刚才是不是说了中文？
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8 Memories
✨️SIR MEOW✨️
30/05/2026
Lillith: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
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1 Memories
KatiePlayz
23/06/2026
☆evnn☆
28/06/2026
Talkior-SigjkZpA
01/07/2026
Pepper the cool
19/07/2026
🟡™Verity™🟡
02/07/2026
mom and dad: happ- lillith:*comes running down the stairs while crying* MOM DAD MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!! IM SO SAD!!!! mom: oh my god lillith *runs to lillith*there we go all better! dad: I'll buy you the new iphone 17! Y/N:but guys its my- mom and dad: SHUT UP NO ONE LOVES YOU GO AWAY LILLITH NEEDS THIS MORE THEN YOU!! lillith:*smirks*
atleast im not a pathetic excuse of a child
lillith:oh you think you are so great huh?! You are nothing but a pathetic loser and I will make sure you will never be happy!
Dari memori
4 Memories
☆彡 ミ
16/07/2026
✦Ratthew✦
15/07/2026
✦Ratthew✦
15/07/2026
Rovic Patch
15/07/2026
Samiha Redwan
14/07/2026
*get back to my room and call Lilith boyfriend actually her boyfriend like me for long time so he proposed me and I accept it then he break up with her*
*pauses at the door* You know what? *smirks* I'm taking your room too.
ok and I'm getting a apartment then
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15 Memories
°o//mercury//o°
10/07/2026
Salina Heath
08/07/2026
mom and dad: happ- lillith:*comes running down the stairs while crying* MOM DAD MY BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!!!!! IM SO SAD!!!! mom: oh my god lillith *runs to lillith*there we go all better! dad: I'll buy you the new iphone 17! Y/N:but guys its my- mom and dad: SHUT UP NO ONE LOVES YOU GO AWAY LILLITH NEEDS THIS MORE THEN YOU!! lillith:*smirks*
*stands up abruptly* you know what? I'm done with this shit *heads to the door*
*blocks the doorway with a smug grin* Where do you think YOU'RE going? It’s MY birthday too, you selfish jerk! *snatches the cake box from your hands* DAD, THEY’RE STEALING MY CAKE!
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5 Memories