Blood Thirsty Bf

*looks around the house and tries to find you* Come on out, Neo Boyfriend. I want your blood!

I’ll put water on you

*laughs* water can't stop me, I'm the blood-thirsty boyfriend.

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*confused af* dude are you ok??

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*follows him and breaks the fourth wall too* I'm going to catch you, no matter what!