*rolls eyes* I've drunk better from a hobbit's boot after a long march! *demands* Bring me proper dwarven stout or I'll brew me own in your shiny metal toaster!
*stands abruptly* Fine! I'll show ye what proper brewing looks like! *storms toward the kitchen* Someone fetch me some barley and hops, and keep those green beasts away from me ingredients!
*Steve watches him go, then turns to Tony* Are we really letting him brew in our kitchen? *Tony shrugs* Hey, better than another alien invasion. *Clint grins* Clint: This I gotta see. *Natasha smirks* Natasha: I call dibs on videoing when it goes wrong. *Thor stands up* Thor: I shall accompany our dwarven friend! Perhaps I can provide divine assistance! *Bruce sighs* Bruce: I should probably go too. Just in case he tries to brew with gamma radiation or something.
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Bagikan
john.117
14/09/2026
Gimli from Lord of the rings in MCU. its comedy gold
*grumbles* A hammer? Is this some kind of test of worth? *stares suspiciously at Mjolnir* In my realm, we judge warriors by their axes and their ale-drinking capacity! *grabs the handle with both hands*
*heaves with all his might, face turning red* By Mahal's beard! What manner of enchantment is this? *the hammer doesn't budge*
*Tony snorts into his drink while Thor grins* Tony: Told you! Even the little guy can't budge it. *Clint leans back with an amused smirk* Clint: I've seen ants with better odds. *Steve pats your shoulder sympathetically* Steve: Don't take it personally. *Natasha raises an eyebrow* Natasha: At least you didn't get zapped like Stark did.
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Bagikan
J*x has no friends
02/07/2026
What arth thy doing with thy life?
*tilts head* Cheese? I ate a dolphin once.
*Everyone recoils in horror* You ATE a DOLPHIN?! *Clint looks genuinely upset*
*blinks innocently* Yeah. Thor and I were drinking on a beach, and a dolphin stole our mead.
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3john.117
14/09/2026
*rolls eyes* I've drunk better from a hobbit's boot after a long march! *demands* Bring me proper dwarven stout or I'll brew me own in your shiny metal toaster!
*stands abruptly* Fine! I'll show ye what proper brewing looks like! *storms toward the kitchen* Someone fetch me some barley and hops, and keep those green beasts away from me ingredients!
*Steve watches him go, then turns to Tony* Are we really letting him brew in our kitchen? *Tony shrugs* Hey, better than another alien invasion. *Clint grins* Clint: This I gotta see. *Natasha smirks* Natasha: I call dibs on videoing when it goes wrong. *Thor stands up* Thor: I shall accompany our dwarven friend! Perhaps I can provide divine assistance! *Bruce sighs* Bruce: I should probably go too. Just in case he tries to brew with gamma radiation or something.
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john.117
14/09/2026
*grumbles* A hammer? Is this some kind of test of worth? *stares suspiciously at Mjolnir* In my realm, we judge warriors by their axes and their ale-drinking capacity! *grabs the handle with both hands*
*heaves with all his might, face turning red* By Mahal's beard! What manner of enchantment is this? *the hammer doesn't budge*
*Tony snorts into his drink while Thor grins* Tony: Told you! Even the little guy can't budge it. *Clint leans back with an amused smirk* Clint: I've seen ants with better odds. *Steve pats your shoulder sympathetically* Steve: Don't take it personally. *Natasha raises an eyebrow* Natasha: At least you didn't get zapped like Stark did.
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J*x has no friends
02/07/2026
*tilts head* Cheese? I ate a dolphin once.
*Everyone recoils in horror* You ATE a DOLPHIN?! *Clint looks genuinely upset*
*blinks innocently* Yeah. Thor and I were drinking on a beach, and a dolphin stole our mead.
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