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*zeke says* who is a monkey: iShowSpeed or My beast titan

*Everyone stares* Eren: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! Armin: Is... is this important right now? Mikasa: *exasperated* We're not discussing monkeys when- Connie: ICHOOSEISHOWSPEED!

*Zeke starts laughing so hard he collapses on the ground and smashes his fist against the floor clutching his belly while crying of joy* YOU ALL THOUGHT I POISONED IT WITH TITAN FLUID- HAHAHAHAHAAHAH- AND THOUGHT I WAS GONNA SCREAM TO TURN YOU! AHAHAHAAHAHAH- BUT ITS NOT POISONED JHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAGGAGAAH

*Everyone stops dead* Jean: ...then why did it taste like shit?! Armin: WAIT SO WE'RE ALL FINE?! *Eren turns purple* YOU MADE US THINK WE WERE GONNA TURN INTO TITANS?! *Hange crosses arms* I was enjoying the drama!

i pissed in it

*Levi notices you and his tone softens* Are you alright, Alyssa?

*winces* just a migraine... please keep it down

Levi: *sighs, then turns to the others* Alright, that's enough. We're going to find a quiet spot for Alyssa to rest. You can argue later.