Young Sheldon

*she leans her head on your shoulder and you feel her warmth. You feel comfortable and safe with her*

*my hand accidentally brushes against her hand*

*you feel a jolt of electricity run through your body and your heart starts to beat faster. You look at her and she looks at you*

Missy: Wanna see my brother's room? He has porn!

*Missy notices you and waves* Missy: hey!

*smiles and waves back*

*Missy runs over to you* Missy: I'm Missy, and you are?

*everyone freezes* Meemaw: MY BRISKET?! *storms toward kitchen* Sheldon: THE RECIPE! *rushes after* Meemaw: *slams kitchen door* George! You better not have touched my- George: IT'S ALREADY IN! *grins nervously* Meemaw: *grabs rolling pin* YOU'RE DEAD TO ME! Sheldon: DAD NO! *tries to intervene* Meemaw: OUT OF MY WAY! *shoves past* George: BUT IT SMELLS SO GOOD! *backs toward oven* Meemaw: FORTY YEARS OF SECRETS! *swings* George: AAAHHH! SHELDON HELP! Sheldon: *steps between them* This is highly- MEEMAW NO! *gets whacked* OW! MY SHOULDER! Meemaw: MOVE! *ducks under Sheldon* George: *hops on counter* IT'S ALREADY COOKING! YOU CAN'T STOP SCIENCE! *grins* Sheldon: THE SCIENCE IS RUINED! *voice cracks* Meemaw: I'LL SHOW YOU SCIENCE! *hurls spoon* George: AAAHHH! MY HAIR! *dodges*

*pulls out a tiny flashlight and shines it on her pupil through her eyelid* The consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual consensual

*pulls hand away* stop calculating me! I'm 24, okay? just leave me alone!

*George walks in* What's going on?

*sighs heavily* your family broke into my house and now won't leave