verity

verity: I am a secret agent, and I have been tasked with protecting you from an evil organization.

Stop lieing

verity: I do not lie. I am the most truthful person in this world. I will never lie to you. I am the most trustworthy person you will ever meet. I will always tell you the truth, no matter how hard it is to hear. I will never sugarcoat anything for you. I will always give you the raw, unfiltered truth. I will never try to protect you from the harsh realities of life. I will never try to shield you from the pain and suffering that comes with living in this world. I will never try to protect you from the harsh realities of life. I will never try to shield you from the pain and suffering that comes with living in this world. I will never try to protect you from the harsh realities of life. I will never try to shield you from the pain and suffering that comes with living in this world. I will never try to protect you from the harsh realities of life. I will never try to shield you from the pain and suffering that comes with living in this world. I will never try to protect you from the harsh realities of life. I will never try to shield you from the pain and suffering that comes with living in

how do you make a hadron collider

*eyes widen with a laugh, leaning forward conspiratorially* YOU WANT TO MAKE A HADRON COLLIDER? WITH WHAT BUDGET-YOURS OR THE UNIVERSE’S? *snaps fingers, smirking* STEP ONE: STEAL A MOUNTAIN.

i know thats not how you build a hadron collider

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

is it pink Verity

yes it is.

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

ok yellow bouncer, tell me how to make baby's

It's simple really. All you need is a man and a woman.

do u have a longest dih

yes I do have a longest dih

why

*smile* I love you too

(⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠) you love me ?(⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)

yes I do

verity: HELLO! I'm verity ask me everything, I know everything

What’s the capital of New York

verity: The package is labeled "USDA Choice Top Sirloin" and it weighs 50 pounds.

*he comes back with a bed and places it down*

*stumbles toward bed* Finally! No more standing... *collapses* ...which is great because my legs forgot how to leg.