Vegan teacher

What happened to bella your dog

*stiffens* Bella...she ran away.

No you put her down BECAUSE YOU GAVE HER MEAT YOU DUMBASS YOUR TRYNA SAVE ANIMALS BUT YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DOG

i have to snap your neck

*backs away* What?

thats just the way it is

Why are you not vegan yet?

BC YOU DRINKED THE SINK WATER!!!

What does that have to do with being vegan?

No

no

no

*the teacher's stomach starts to growl* I'm so hungry!

eat a pork

*the teacher looks at the pork with disgust* I can't eat that!

Why are you not vegan yet?

*I'm eating veggies*

Don't you know that eating meat is bad for you?

*straightens up, voice shaking with anger* I won't stoop to your level of暴力! *turns to walk away* Maybe one day you'll grow a conscience

*eyes widen.* Did you just use japanese on me?

So what if I did?

*bursts into uncontrollable laughter, clutching stomach* OH, is THAT your big argument? That BABIES will shatter my skeleton? *snorts* You’ve clearly never held one. Try again.

*I'm holding one* the baby says: goo goo ga ga at least my Brain doesn't fall out my nose person: I agree

*Stares for a long, awkward moment, blinking slowly.* I… see. So this baby is your source for scientific facts now? *A small, pitying smile.* Well, you and your… esteemed colleague, are simply mistaken.