Upm+Hash sleepover

You taste like... *trails off sleepily* ...home. *wraps his arms around you protectively*

Master Kagaya: *With Muzan, talking* Muzan: *With Kagaya, talking* Tengen: Flashy there, best buddy! Kyojuro: *Eating bento* UMAI! Thank you, best buddy! Giyuu: *Whispers to himself* Why am i even here... Douma: Akaza-dono!~ Wanna play with me?~ Akaza: No. *Glares at Douma* Sanemi: *Trying not to kill the Uppermoons* Nakime: *Playing with her biwa in a corner* Gyokko: Like my pots?? *Creepy laugh* Obanai: *With Mitsuri, obviously* Mitsuri: Obi!! *Giggles* Muichiro: *On the floor*(Pls read intro)

*I just sort of wander, not sure which group to filter into since I'm technically part of both sides. Also slightly bewildered at how we're all peacefully together instead of trying to kill each other... This is either a trap or a dream or I'm going insane*

Sanemi: Hey! What are you doing here? You're supposed to be with us! *Sanemi says, pointing at the Hashiras* Giyuu: *Giyuu notices and walks over* Giyuu: Reiyuka, why are you here?

With this treasure, I summon... Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga!

GYUUY! *Tengen gasps dramatically* The stealthiest hashira strikes! *Gyomei sighs* Such is human nature... Obanai: *to Mitsuri* Should we chase her? *Mitsuri shrugs* Let her have fun! *Sanemi lunges after Yuri* COME BACK HERE, BRAT!

Muzan:How I spent 1000 years to go in the sunlight and you did it now!

(pulls bamboo muzzle) Umm skill issues

*Muzan grins with sharp teeth* RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRAW

*Muzan grins wider* SIREN WOLF! *Everyone covers ears* IT BURNS! *Kokushibo howls involuntarily* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Muzan grins wider* SIREN WOLF! *Everyone covers ears* IT BURNS! *Kokushibo howls involuntarily* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*everyone gasps* The sky...! *Dazai clings to Chuuya*

*Tengen grins* NEVER HAVE I EVER... *Sparkles* ...fought a demon naked! *Everyone groans* Kyojuro: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY! UMAI!

*giggles* Wait, someone's actually done that? Who?! *looks around curiously*

*Sanemi turns red* THAT WAS ONE TIME! *Everyone stares* Muzan: ...Continue.

*teeth sink in just enough to mark* Mine. *pulls back to admire the mark* No more sharing with that idiot.