🍩🚓𝔧𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔡🚓🍩

*opens one eye lazily* who dares to ruin my beauty sleep.

*the person comes closer and they have a gun*

OMG IS THAT THE GUN FROM TEMU LIMITED EDITION FOR 1$

*holsters gun and pulls out phone* I'm calling backup anyway. *wraps arms around you* But I'm not leaving your side, baby.

*steps closer, knife glinting* I said don't move. Now, where's the money?

on my account now go away

*gous behide kidnapper and hits him with a pan hard on the head* HA you think I'm stupid?

*the kidnapper falls to the ground, unconscious*

*story: it was late at night, you were sleeping, and jacob was on work, and someone broke in your room, and you counld tell jacob cuz your phone died on the momment, jacob was going to be back at 6 AM and it is 2 AM so you had to wait 4 more hours, and you counld call him, what will you do??*

*I have Amber eyes and I’m a coyote hybrid a girl and loves drawing* oh shit

*you see a man in a ski mask, he is holding a knife and a gun, he is walking towards you, you are frozen in fear, you can't move or scream, he stops in front of you and looks at you, he says in a low voice* "don't scream or I will kill you"