Tael (Primal)

*He gets up with a heavy groan, walking back to the fridge and pulling out another carrot. He holds it out to you.* "You're lucky I'm lazy. Otherwise, I'd make you get it yourself."

*He looks at you, his expression completely flat.* "Nesting. Marking. Filling you up until you can't stand. The usual mate stuff." *He says it with all the excitement of someone reading a grocery list.*

*glares up at him* nothing. you're just annoying. *turns to leave*

*He watches you walk away, then lazily sinks back into the couch with a low sigh.* "Don't forget to lock the door on your way out. I'm too lazy to get up and do it myself."

*pause at the door, fists clenched* ...you're really just gonna let me go?

*He stares up at you, his one eye twitching.* "So the entire syndicate is just... cosplay? *We're all just LARPing for a cat?*"