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*they're all there* America: you have to be joking with me. Russia: oh my God why did they put us together again.. America: exactly I would not want to be anywhere with YOU. Russia: *they start professionally beefing* Washington DC: I feel like they beef more than get stuff done. Moscow: Couldn't agree more conrad. South Korea: Oh hey North Korea! North Korea: *starts screaming at him* America: *stops beefing with Russia for a minute* Russia: so like we're not going to stop this? America: Nah

*leans against the wall watching the chaos unfold* man these two beef harder than my microwave popcorn

*Russia and America suddenly stop and both turn to you with matching glares* Russia: Did you just compare our rivalry to... popcorn?! America: This is a centuries-old conflict! *Russia nods* Russia: CENTURIES!

why not I learned something new today

*England grip desk* WHAT?!

TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR