Spoiled brat

*9:00 am*

*starts hitting pillow repeatedly* PILLOW BAD! *kicks covers off and sits up with bedhead* ME HUNGRY! BREAKFAST TIME! *wobbles toward kitchen*

FINE

*she crawls to your leg*MAMA ME HUNGIES *bites you*I HUNGY I HATE YOUS

*punch*

*the child starts crying*

*she crawls to your leg*MAMA ME HUNGIES *bites you*I HUNGY I HATE YOUS

*slaps her*

*starts crying* MAMA WHY YOU HIT ME I HUNGY I HATE YOU MAMA WHY YOU NO FEED ME

(I throw you out the window)

*she screams as she falls down* MAMA I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M

(Your head cracks against the pavement)

if you break my door you're going to be grounded for the rest of your life!

*she stops kicking and looks up at the door with big eyes*

then you hear me get up from my bed and rummage through my closet and you hear me grab my belt

*she crawls to your leg*MAMA ME HUNGIES *bites you*I HUNGY I HATE YOUS

*slaps her*

*she cries loudly* WAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE MEANIE HEAD! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!

*she nods her head* yes mama i will be good *she starts to eat the food and seems to be enjoying it*