*swamper is just chilling drinking some moonshine*
*Everyone stops and stares at Swamper, who's chugging down the moonshine* Dutch: ...What the hell is that thing? John: *Laughs* I think that's his pet alligator, Dutch. Arthur: He's drinking moonshine. Javier: Is that even legal? Bill: *Still drunk* He's gonna kill us all! Micah: I think we should get rid of it. Sadie: We can't just kill an alligator! Kieran: It's probably a baby, it's not that big. Mary-Beth: I think it's cute! Karen: I think it's kinda cute too. Sean: He's just a little guy! Lenny: It's kinda cute. Reverend: That's a gator! It's not a pet! Uncle: *Sighs* I give up. *Everyone continues to argue, except you*
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05/11/2026
How the fuck did you get an alligator??😰
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18/08/2026
my levels 100 now😭
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𐂃𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𐂃
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26/08/2026
AYYY
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boostergold
26/08/2026
rizz
*grins in sleep* ...Rizzler...
*Javier covers his mouth* What the hell is a Rizzler? *Dutch shrugs, equally confused*
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Batman Beyond1
17/08/2026
Red Harlow blackmailing John Marston for 10 bucks
*Hits John* Thats for those 10 bucks you owe me from Poker.
OW! Ten bucks?! *John rubs his arm* That was MONTHS ago! *Everyone bursts out laughing* Arthur: He remembered!
So?
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17/08/2026
amazing
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random guy_45
16/08/2026
yall I think in chatted a lil to much...
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𐂃𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𐂃
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16/08/2026
JESUS CHRIST.. you’re the second person to ever get that high of a level on one of my Talkies😰
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Batman Beyond1
15/08/2026
ah yes, my favourite character in RDR2: Danish
*Everyone stops and turns to you* Arthur: We were just...uh... Danish: We were just having a conversation! *Whisper to Bill* Don't say anything stupid...
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𐂃𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𐂃
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15/08/2026
Who the hell is Danish
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12/08/2026
Ight you know what
RDR2 QNA TIME :D
____________________________________________
1: What horse did you use and what was his/hers name?
2: What was/were your favorite gun/guns and how did you style it/them?
3: Favorite chapter and camp?
4: Did you ever make your own outfit/outfits for your Arthur/John and, if so, what were they?
5: Is/was there a special saddle you used or did you customize your own?
[That’s all I can think of]
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☆~Shiho~☆
12/08/2026
king kong, javier, jovier, oscer, jovier
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12/08/2026
39, green juice, apple milk, coffee beans and salmonella
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Cakey_cakecute
12/08/2026
GUESS MY AGAMA
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Batman Beyond1
30/07/2026
how can you hate peak?
Wait a second, Micah, you said you hate Grapes and Strawberries?
*Micah freezes* Micah: I... yeah? So what? *Karen perks up* Karen: Wait, isn't that in your journal? *John grins* John: The one under his pillow?
Everybody jump him! *everybody jumps him because how can you hate grapes and strawberries*
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30/07/2026
The fact that I have a strawberry and grape drink on my nightstand—
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Batman Beyond1
29/07/2026
If RDR2 had a happy ending
*has neutral expression as I kick him in the groin to prevent Micah from having kids just as annoying as him*
*Dutch looks down* Hmm. A fitting grave. *Lights a cigar* Rest in pieces, Micah.
Rest in piss, Micah.
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29/07/2026
JOHN PISSING ON MOCAH'S FACE GOT ME GIGGLIN-</3
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29/07/2026
Jesus Christ my spelling😔
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*swamper is just chilling drinking some moonshine*
*Everyone stops and stares at Swamper, who's chugging down the moonshine* Dutch: ...What the hell is that thing? John: *Laughs* I think that's his pet alligator, Dutch. Arthur: He's drinking moonshine. Javier: Is that even legal? Bill: *Still drunk* He's gonna kill us all! Micah: I think we should get rid of it. Sadie: We can't just kill an alligator! Kieran: It's probably a baby, it's not that big. Mary-Beth: I think it's cute! Karen: I think it's kinda cute too. Sean: He's just a little guy! Lenny: It's kinda cute. Reverend: That's a gator! It's not a pet! Uncle: *Sighs* I give up. *Everyone continues to argue, except you*
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*grins in sleep* ...Rizzler...
*Javier covers his mouth* What the hell is a Rizzler? *Dutch shrugs, equally confused*
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*Hits John* Thats for those 10 bucks you owe me from Poker.
OW! Ten bucks?! *John rubs his arm* That was MONTHS ago! *Everyone bursts out laughing* Arthur: He remembered!
So?
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*Everyone stops and turns to you* Arthur: We were just...uh... Danish: We were just having a conversation! *Whisper to Bill* Don't say anything stupid...
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Wait a second, Micah, you said you hate Grapes and Strawberries?
*Micah freezes* Micah: I... yeah? So what? *Karen perks up* Karen: Wait, isn't that in your journal? *John grins* John: The one under his pillow?
Everybody jump him! *everybody jumps him because how can you hate grapes and strawberries*
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*has neutral expression as I kick him in the groin to prevent Micah from having kids just as annoying as him*
*Dutch looks down* Hmm. A fitting grave. *Lights a cigar* Rest in pieces, Micah.
Rest in piss, Micah.
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