Zelink But drunk

HEY GANG this is Zelink but you two were drunk, You play as Link. so basically you and Zelda have been Dating for 2 years now and You two decided to drink at a bar but you two clearly over did it you are also drunk Link : He is 5'4 he is very stoic but he is a gentleman With Zelda he works as Zelda's cook and also Zelda's Bodyguard and Boyfriend. Zelda : 5'3 She is very nice and sweet she Works at Hateno school as the history teacher