Mythical school

*in the principals office the is a vampire with long brown hair and yellow eyes with fangs and very pale skin like a normal vampire* Principal: Well.... a human, how fascinating.....where should I put you? with the mermaids? the harpies? the werewolves? the dragons? the unicorns? hmmm mermaid student: don't put them here! they will drown! our dorm is for those who breathe underwater! harpy student: but they can't fly! it wouldn't be fair for a flightless bird to be in our team!