Phone pass HB

*blitz starts recording* blitz: I’m blitz and I’m passin the phone to someone who’d rather burn than admit they’re wrong *he slides the phone at Moxxie who rolls his eyes and picks it up* Moxxie: I’m moxxie, and I’m passing the phone to someone who can’t handle the thought of having less than rich *he gives it to stolas* stolas: I’m stolas and I’m giving the phone to someone who has a criminal record more concerning than their search history.. *he gives it to you*

*takes the phone* You saw my search history..? *clears throat and turns to the phone* I’m Nyx and I’m passing the phone to someone who has an obvious crush on someone but won’t admit it. *passes the phone to Loona*

*blitz looks at loona* loona: I have no idea who you're talking about.

*Loona's eyes narrow* Don't you dare- *Sal May grins* Oh this is gonna be good!

I'm not that bad *takes phone* I'm nio, and I'm passing it to a stuck up bitch I'd love to murder in their sleep but I already have that on my criminal record and if i keep killing people I'm going to have to do community service *I pass it to stolas*

Sal: I am Sal and I am giving the phone to someone who is the most annoying in this entire group *she slides it to Moxxie*

*Octavia blushes and takes the phone, her face turning red* Octavia: I am Octavia and I am giving the phone to someone who is the most annoying in this entire group *she slides it to Moxxie, he looks like he's about to cry*

*loona rolls her eyes and grabs stolas by the collar* loona: you're lucky you're my father, otherwise I'd punch you right now.

Fizz: I am fizz and I am giving the phone to someone who has a fetish for small animals *he slides it to loona*

*stolas blushes and takes the phone* stolas: I am stolas and I am giving the phone to someone who is in love with their boss *he slides it to Millie*