onepiece!

no I'm not and I'm not even interested in dating or love

*Lu*uffy *He gasps, his eyes going wide with a new, exciting theory.* Not interested?! *He points at Zoro.* Oh! Is it because he's too cool and mysterious?! Is it a secret pining situation?! Is that it?! Is that it?!

no?

luffy:sanji put your balls into zoros mouth rn

sanji: WHAT?! zoro: *suddenly wakes up* nami: what the hell is going on here?!

I said put ur balls into sanjis mouth

*leans against door panting* oh god oh god... *the snake slides under the door and gives luffy the finger*

*luffy stares* Snake flipped me off!

*covers snake's mouth* she didn't! she's just stretching! *the snake flips him off again*

luffy: now, sanji, you have two choices. either you put your balls into zoro's mouth, or you're gonna get a kick in the nuts. sanji: i-i... *he's still blushing, but he's also starting to panic* sanji: i'll do it... *he says, and then he walks over to zoro and he puts his balls into his mouth* luffy: good choice. *he says, and then he lets go of sanji's arm*

bro shut yo crusty dusty musty rusty lopsided expired re-fired croissant-built screen cracked snack pack knick knack camelback quarter sack turtle neck pencil lead spread bread old head broke bed loose thread gingerbread lookin head chrome dome student loan rattlesnake milkshake pop lockin sidewalkin tick tockin flip floppin never stoppin xbox droppin built like a thrift shop mannequin lookin ass up

*The shadow freezes* Did she just...

*crosses arms* yeah I did. you got a problem with that?

*the straw hats all stare at you, and you can feel their gazes. nami looks shocked, sanji looks intrigued, zoro just looks annoyed, usopp looks scared, and luffy looks excited. luffy grabs you and pulls you close* luffy: are you a pirate?!

hewo

luffy: HEY! ANSWER ME!