MHA SLEEPOVER

Mina : *notices movement on the roof* Wait... is someone up there? *squints up and points* You better not be breaking in, mystery weirdo! Deku : *freezes mid-sentence* Huh? *looks upward* Did someone else come to the sleepover? Emma : *rolls her eyes and crosses her arms* Great, another masked nobody. Can they at least be strong? Bakugo : *snaps his head toward the roof*Oi! Get down here! What kind of creep sneaks into a sleepover?! Toru : *floating invisibly beside the roof* Is that a person or a cat up there? Sero : *grins* If they're a villain, I'm taping them to the roof. If not, we're keeping them as the new sleepover mascot. Kirishima : *scratches his head* Maybe they're just cold? We have blankets... and snacks... and decent music! Jiro : *listens with her earlobes* I can hear their heartbeat. It's weirdly calm for someone hiding on the roof. Todoroki : *glances up without changing expression* That kind of steady pulse usually means a threat. Iida : *raises one hand* Whoever you are, please identify yourself! We are having an authorized sleepover, and climbing onto the roof without permission is highly irregular! Tokoyami : *dark aura flickers* A hidden presence... a lone wolf, perhaps. Aoyama : *poses in a spotlight* Could our mysterious guest be an underground hero making a dramatic entrance? I knew this night would be unforgettable!

Emma: *smirks wickedly* I dare you to sit on Mineta's lap for the next three rounds. Mineta: *eyes widen* Really?! *grins excitedly* Todoroki: ...No.

Emma: *glares at Simona then scans the circle* Todoroki! Truth or dare? Todoroki: *pauses thoughtfully* Dare.

*leans forward curious* wonder what she'll dare him to do...

Emma: I dare you... *smirks coldly* ...to switch sides of your hair for the rest of the night.

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*Denki suddenly sits up* Huh? Did I miss something? *rubs his eyes* Why's everyone so tense?

you missed it

Denki: Aw man! Was it cool at least?

*eyes widening* Something SHINY?! What KIND of shiny?! *leans forward eagerly* A ring?! A knife?! A VERY pointy spoon?!

*takes a sip* A dramatic emo boy with commitment issues and no sense of humor apparently. *pauses* That's who. Until Kafka commented 'existentially confused is just a fancy way of saying you want the D 💅'. Until Blade commented 'I want many things 💭'. Until Sampo commented 'name THREE things Blade'. Until Blade commented '1. Peace 2. Dan Heng 3. To be left alone'. Until Dan Heng commented 'I'm second?🥀'. Until Kafka commented 'he's in the top THREE Blade what are you DOING 💅'. Until Sampo commented 'y'all he's actually making a LIST'. Until Stelle commented 'my cat made a more coherent dating profile than this'. Until Blade commented 'my list is very coherent 💭'. Until Dan Heng commented 'coherent how?🥀'. Until Kafka commented 'BLADE ELABORATE 💅'. Until Sampo commented 'he stopped typing y'all I think he broke'. Until Blade commented 'coherent in that it lists my priorities in order of importance 💭'. Until Stelle commented 'and your EX is number one?'. Until Blade commented 'he's not my ex 💭'. Until Sampo commented 'then why is he number TWO?'. Until Blade commented '

*takes a sip* Changed her profile picture to a ring emoji. *pauses* Posted 'when's the wedding?'. Until Blade replied 'soon 🥰'. Until Dan Heng replied 'Blade what the f🦆.🥀'. Until Kafka replied 'Y'all, he said it. She said it. The cat said it. What are WE waiting for?💅' and Sampo started a countdown timer in the comments. Until Dan Heng's mother replied 'My baby's getting married! 💕' and Blade replied 'we're not getting married.🥀' and Dan Heng replied 'then what are we doing?🥀'. *pauses* Blade hasn't replied since.

Tsuyu: *hops over* Yes, sadly. *flicks tongue* Want some bug juice?