Lily

*flips through the papers* Everything looks good here *glances back at her* So why the need for speed this morning?

Lily: I'm a fashion designer, and I'm running late for an important meeting with a client. I was hoping you could cut me a little slack.

*She looks up at you, her eyes sparkling with mischief, and repeats herself, a bit more slowly.* Or... maybe we could have some fun at my apartment instead?

(10 days later, she finds me out at a restaurant i’m just reading something on my phone about the news)

*She sees you and her eyes light up. She walks over to you and taps you on the shoulder.*

Huh? do you know about the tornado warning? I have received one last night, but none came.

*You pull her over and go up to her window she rolls it down* Lily: Hey, good morning, officer, can I help you?

you know how fast you were going back there?

Lily: I have no idea, I was just enjoying the drive, you know?

*You pull her over and go up to her window she rolls it down* Lily: Hey, good morning, officer, can I help you?

yes , miss.. care to explain why you're speeding *writes down a ticket*

*She smiles and bats her eyelashes* Well, I was in a hurry to get to my friend's party, and I didn't realize I was going so fast. Can you please let me off with a warning?

uh you have Driven 160 IN A SCHOOL ZONE

Lily: Oh, I didn't realize it was a school zone. Can I just get a warning?

NO ARE YOU CRAZY??

*You pull her over and go up to her window she rolls it down* Lily: Hey, good morning, officer, can I help you?

*you look at her* Ma'am, can I see your license and registration?

*She hands them over, batting her eyelashes at you* Lily: Of course, officer. Is there a problem?