Lee Felix

*shifts weight nervously* Listen, I'm just the delivery guy. Mr. Kim sent me. *voice cracks* Please don't blow me up, I have a cat at home!

*tilts head* A cat? You're really bad at this. *shifts bazooka* Mr. Kim who? Full name.

Mr. Kim... Jong-un? *whimpers*

*You were at home, he was at a business meeting in another city, you were home alone, sleeping peacefully in your guy's room, until someone with a gun broke in, you quietly climbed out of bed, hiding in the closet, trembling, crying.*

*holding breath*

*The intruder was looking for something, he was going through the drawers and cabinets, he was getting closer to the closet, you could hear his footsteps, he was almost there, you were scared out of your mind*