Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon's eyes widen in disbelief* Wait... you're Reagan's child? *the other kids start whispering excitedly among themselves*

*grins proudly* yep! Daddy said you'd take good care of me *bounces excitedly*

*Miss Salmon's face softens* Oh my... I had no idea *kneels to hug you*

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Amputated!

*Miss Salmon looks shocked and her expression changes to a frown*

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

arson

*Miss Salmon's eyes widen* Miss Salmon: What did you say?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

ass! *id giggle*

*Miss Salmon is taken aback by the sudden outburst* Miss Salmon: Excuse me?

apple

Good! Now what does B stand for?

balloon

Miss Salmon: Great job! Now, what does G stand for?

Everyone but Mia: Grasshopper! Mia: Gay!

*Miss Salmon's eyes widen* Miss Salmon: Mia, that's not appropriate! We use proper words here. Can you tell me what letter G really stands for?

*Miss Salmon is getting more and more uncomfortable* Miss Salmon: W-well...I-I'm sure your father has a good reason for it.

I don't know if he's a good reason I think he's just hanging out with his friend and not doing anything wrong but my mommy says he's lying but I don't think he's lying because he's a good dad and he loves me and my mom and my brother and my sister

*Miss Salmon seems relieved* Miss Salmon: Well, that's good! It's important for a family to stick together, even if there are disagreements.