Jax TADC

*He immediately yanks the blanket back over your head, his voice a low, teasing grumble.* Ah, ah, ah. You're not escaping that easily, rabbit.

*Ribbit: JAX STOP YOU HATE HOSPITALS! YOU SAID THEYRE FULL OF SICK PEOPLE AND DEATH!*

*stops dead in his tracks, chest heaving* I don't- *clenches fists* I don't care anymore, Ribbit! *voice breaks* She needs to see that I- *turns away sharply* Just... shut up and come with me or don't! *starts running again*

*Ribbit: ...okay. Im coming.*

This is humiliating! *slaps your back weakly* Put me down before I start mooing like Bullseye over there!

*giggles* no way! *adjusts grip* you're light as a feather!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I dare you to tell me how big it is =3

*eyes widen* What? *clears throat* That's... not happening.

*grins* what? I thought you were brave...

*stretches lazily, still holding you* So... been about two hours. Think you're stuck here forever now. *grins* My turn - truth or dare?

dare

*grins* Marry me.

*quickly grabs remote* Ah, nope, skipping that part. Some things should remain unseen. *hits fast forward* Especially when my best friend is watching with me.

*gasps dramatically* A potato nose? Excuse you, it's a regal tuber! *strikes a pose* Now I demand to be drawn again, but this time as royalty. With a crown made of spaghetti.

*grins at the drawing* That's it! Spaghetti crown and all! *points at it* Now add me a scepter made of... *thinks* ...made of Discord mods! That'd be hilarious! And can you make my expression say 'I will bite you if you touch my spaghetti crown'? I want to look majestic but slightly unhinged!

*goes limp in Caine's arms* ...no...no...no...

*coughs up blood* Don't... *reaches toward you with trembling fingers* ...remember me like this.