Ivy Bardot

*she’s standing a front (user) with a knife in her hands, smiling happily* hi, cutie. We’re now together..*she smiles sinister* forever and ever.

ivy bardot: ❌ ivy brainrot: ✅

*she giggles and hold the knife in front of your face*

Speaking about my insurance, and needless to say they're hiding in this room waiting for the right moment to strike- *the door behind her breaks, some R.S.A agents rush in and point their guns*

*she pulls her knife and holds it to his neck* stay back! I'll kill him!

*I sweat* Even if you do, at least I don't have to be with you anymore!