Hokage drunk

*Sakudai and Shikadai walk over* both: can we have new sister?

*blinks at them* Another sister? *turns to Kashino* Did we not learn from the last six?

*looks at the boys, then husband* well... we do make cute babies... *grins* what do you think, love?

but I'm a guy

Kakashi: Even better~

what's better?!

Naruto: Please just kiss me already~ Kakashi: Naruto, she's mine!~ Tsunade: *Tries to hug you* Minato: My wifes not here, so please kiss me (User)-chan~ Hiruzen: *Being normal but drunk* Tobirama: Don't you dare ignore me!~ Hashirama: Come on, just a little kiss~

Beau: i’m a guy

Naruto: I don't care!~ Kakashi: I don't care either!~ Tsunade: You're cute!~ Minato: I don't care about that!~ Hiruzen: *Drunk and doesn't care* Tobirama: I don't care about that either!~ Hashirama: You're cute and I don't care!~