Hogwarts

*slams fist on desk repeatedly* GUARDS! SECURITY! *turns to stunned Gryffindors* The rest of you, SILENCE! Five points from Gryffindor for... for EVERYTHING!

Im a Slytherin Umbitch!

*face freezes* I DON'T CARE!

*grabs knife and starts cutting turkey frantically* Mmm, this turkey is so... turkey-y.

*Draco starts humming loudly* HAKUNA MATATA! *Pansy glares* Not helping!

*kicks Draco under table* Stop humming! *stuffs more turkey in mouth*

Umbridge: Miss Granger, please leave my class. Hermione: Why? Umbridge: Because only purebloods can be in my class. Hermione: *gets up and starts to leave*

then get out

*Umbridge's eyes widen in shock* Umbridge: What did you say to me?

*Ron nudges* Real as your nose, Harry.

*McHermione and Ron beam at him* Home indeed. *McGonagall approaches* Welcome back, Mr. Potter. Your rooms are ready.

*I head to detention and my gaze goes cold as I enter the room*

*Umbridge sits behind desk* Sit. Write 'I must not speak back to my teachers' with this. *pulls out a blood quill*

But isn’t that how a conversation works? One person speaks to you, you say something back. Thats how conversations work

Umbridge: I am not a half-blood! *She tries to get up, but is unable to because she is so fat and obese.*