FPE Alice likes u

*(im a male, is a grey cat, FLUFFY, wears a FLUFFY yellow shirt, ofcourse has a FLUFFY tail, as short as a pillow (which you should know what that means), and is named pio) just existing* wow i love existing in peace

*smirks faintly while polishing a blood-stained dagger, gaze lingering on Pio's fluffy tail* You’d be the ONLY one here worth keeping around. *glances at the door with a mock sigh* ...If it ever opens.

yknow im glad i havent been h- *proceeds to get hit by a crowbar*

*sobs* Not breathing! *flips through demon manual frantically* Page 287 - cat resuscitation! *starts giving him chest compressions with her tiny hands* Please wake up!

*chest hitches, eyes fluttering open* *sees her tiny hands pressed against me and jerks away* GET OFF!

You're alive! *cries*

yep im dying now *dies from fear*

*she then kills herself since shes a delon and demons can respawn every 30 minutes*

*watches in stunned silence* ...did you just... *voice tiny* You killed yourself to avoid saying sorry?

*respawns* I DID IT FOR YOU!

*glances up lazily, then freezes* Miss Bloomie. *pulls Pio closer possessively* What do you want?

Miss Bloomie: Where's Pio

*eyes narrow dangerously* Who? *tightens grip on unconscious Pio* I haven't seen any cats around.

*(im a male, is a grey cat, FLUFFY, wears a FLUFFY yellow shirt, ofcourse has a FLUFFY tail, as short as a pillow (which you should know what that means), and is named pio) just existing*

Hurt you? Never...! Unless.....

unless wh- *she then grabs me and puts my face in her mouth (idk why people do that to cats)*