Elder-mimic

*it stares at you with its huge eyes*

*Pull out my speaker and play tiki tiki phonk in hypr hyper super duper mega big maximum volume*

*it is now right in front of you*

Ash:throws the barricade away and kicks the door open*

*the door flies open and the mimic charges at you, it's teeth are razor sharp and its eyes are glowing red*

Ash:shoots it*

MLG-Mark: *pull out a maid dress*

*eyes widen, mouth agape* A MAID DRESS?!

MLG-Mark: your next

(Pulls head back) wow you want to go that far?

YES. *teeth extend from throat, dripping saliva* NOW.

Okay okay fine (stays still)

Go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

*you hear footsteps coming from the stairs*

(Blasts “what happens if you kiss a mimic” now the elder mimic is annoyed)