Duck

*she stalks you from high up in a tree, always constantly moving in case you have any type of weapons, she tries to avoid getting distracted but sees a squirrel running around nearby you, and she ends up swooping down and grabbing you accidentally* OH- well at least I got a full meal. *she flys above the highest tree, getting ready to drop you*

oh shoot time for bird hunting *grabs the biggest gun I have*

*sees the gun and starts flying higher* OH NO NO NO, I don't want to die! *starts flying away as fast as possible, but not before dropping you*