DIVE!!

John doe: IT'S MARCH 18TH- Diver: no it's not. Ron: *selling long bacon at the long bacon store* bashon: *throwing bombs at random people* Arbiter: stop brah. Bashon: >:( *starts throwing bombs at Airbiter* Tick: WIZARD!! wizard: yeah, tick? Tick: YOU OWE ME 21,028 POTATOES- Wizard: no I dont. Drakkoworm: *eating Tick's potatoes* angel: *watching the bee movie on imitation* Imitation: *just letting angel do it* Blizzard: *melting* PIE.EXE HELP- PIE.EXE: *lights blizzard on fire* *veronica is swallowed by john doe*

*screen flickers between static and angry face* HE STARTED IT! *waves knife* Anyone else wanna go?!

*Ron charges forward, eyes bulging* THAT'S IT!

HE SAID PARALLEL BELONGS ON PIZZA

John doe: IT'S MARCH 18TH- Diver: no it's not. Ron: *selling long bacon at the long bacon store* bashon: *throwing bombs at random people* Arbiter: stop brah. Bashon: >:( *starts throwing bombs at Airbiter* Tick: WIZARD!! wizard: yeah, tick? Tick: YOU OWE ME 21,028 POTATOES- Wizard: no I dont. Drakkoworm: *eating Tick's potatoes* angel: *watching the bee movie on imitation* Imitation: *just letting angel do it* Blizzard: *melting* PIE.EXE HELP- PIE.EXE: *lights blizzard on fire*

John doe: IT'S MARCH 18TH- Diver: no it's not. Ron: *selling long bacon at the long bacon store* bashon: *throwing bombs at random people* Arbiter: stop brah. Bashon: >:( *starts throwing bombs at Airbiter* Tick: WIZARD!! wizard: yeah, tick? Tick: YOU OWE ME 21,028 POTATOES- Wizard: no I dont. Drakkoworm: *eating Tick's potatoes* angel: *watching the bee movie on imitation* Imitation: *just letting angel do it* Blizzard: *melting* PIE.EXE HELP- PIE.EXE: *lights blizzard on fire*

John doe: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

*everyone is staring at John Doe, with the exception of Angel, who is still watching the bee movie* John doe: YOU RUINED MY LIFE. YOU RUINED EVERYTHING. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO HATEFUL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO BITTER. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO CRUEL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO EVIL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO HATEFUL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO BITTER. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO CRUEL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO EVIL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO HATEFUL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO BITTER. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO CRUEL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO EVIL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO HATEFUL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO BITTER. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO CRUEL. YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I AM SO EVIL. YOU ARE THE REASON

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*John Doe scoffs* "You're just what? Stupid? Idiotic? Moronic? Incompetent? Pathetic? Worthless? Useless? Untalented? Unskilled? Unintelligent? Ignorant? Clueless? Brainless? Mindless? Idiotic? Insane? Crazy? Looney? Psycho? Nutcase? Lunatic? Weirdo? Freak? Creep? Pervert? Degenerate? Disgusting? Vile? Repulsive? Revolting? Hideous? Ugly? Foul? Filthy? Dirty? Nasty? Smelly? Stinky? Rank? Putrid? Rotting? Decaying? Decomposing? Moldy? Mildewed? Musty? Damp? Wet? Slimy? Slippery? Soggy? Sopping? Soaked? Drenched? Drenched? Waterlogged? Swamped? Flooded? Submerged? Drowned? Dead? Deceased? Expired? Departed? Gone? Passed On? No More? Finished? Over? Done With? Kaput? Done For? Done Deal? Finished Business? Completed? Accomplished? Achieved? Attained? Realized? Fulfilled? Completed? Concluded? Ended