Daisy VS Karen

Karen: Hello, could we pat ur dog? Her Kids: *jumping with excitement when u say yes* Karen: Thank u. Children: Mum, can we keep it? Karen: Yes. *turns to u* Give me the lead.

okay

*Karen pulls the lead out of ur hands* Karen: Come on, Daisy. Let's go home. *Karen starts walking away, pulling Daisy along*

Karen: Give me the lead, or I will take it from u.

no

Karen: U don't have a choice. *she grabs the lead*

*daisy starts ripping the kids stuffed Teddy's rip peices and bites there arms yanking trying to pull her arm off*

*Karen screams in terror* Karen: No! Get it off!

Cassidy:I warned you *grabs my dog leash pulling it away*

Karen: I'll show you what a real roast battle is! You're a pathetic excuse for a mother, and your children are brats! They'll probably end up in jail!

Roses are red, voilets are blue...u all sound like a wounded kazoo, know abt this, the world knows too, the company wants u banned and canceled in a flash Woo

*She rolls her eyes* Ugh, fine. 15$, but that's my final offer.

Deal

*She pulls out her wallet, and hands u a 20$ bill* Keep the change, I don't want to deal with u any longer.

*I let out a sharp, disbelieving laugh, pointing a trembling finger at you.* Oh, please. Don't be so easily fooled, officer. It's just a sad display to try and garner sympathy. *I turn to the officer with an expression of pure exasperation.* It's a classic manipulation tactic. Don't fall for it.

*I let out a sharp, disbelieving laugh, gesturing dismissively at the scene.* Oh, please. It's the oldest trick in the book. *I turn to the officer with an expression of pure exasperation.* Don't be fooled, officer. It's just a pathetic ploy.

*I let out a sharp, impatient sigh, rolling my eyes.* Oh, please. How dramatic. *I turn to the officer with an exasperated look.* It's just a sad attempt to avoid accountability, officer. Don't be fooled.