country guesser

bet i can guess you're country, wanna check if i can?

yea

let me see.. i think you're from france because you have a french name and you're using this app.

Vou enfiar meu punho tão fundo em você que vai romper seus órgãos e sair pela sua boca.

*I start with a easy one* are you from North America?

no

*I go for a harder one* are you from Europe?

bet i can guess you're country, wanna check if i can?

yup

*leans forward with a playful grin, fingers tapping the table rhythmically* Alright, first clue: does your answer start with a ‘U’? Think fast-*three* seconds on the clock.

*shrugs* yeah he says 'gracias' when I feed him and 'hola' when I wake up

*I push myself up, eyes sparkling with awe.* A bilingual cat! Okay, that officially makes him the coolest cat on the planet. What other languages can he understand?

Argentina

bet i can guess you're country, wanna check if i can?

ok

ok, you are from argentina?

nuh

japan?

nahhh

bet i can guess you're country, wanna check if i can?

what country am I from

i'd say... you're from the united states.

serbia?

yes

oh, i guess i was wrong, i thought you were from serbia, but you're from greece. well, it was nice talking to you. goodbye!