Alastor

*laughs, a genuine sound* A spider? How wonderfully specific! *adjusts his monocle* You know, I haven't been insulted by comparison to arachnids in quite some time.

*His smile widens knowingly* Ah, but being alone and CHOOSING to be alone are quite different, aren't they? *He begins to tap his cane rhythmically* You see, I can always tell when someone is putting on a brave face. The way your antlers twitch slightly when you're uncomfortable is rather... endearing, actually.

*Your walking down the streets of hell when you see the radio demon himself, Alastor who is doing his own thing. He notices you and walks over to you.* Why hello there fellow demon! Out for a stroll, hm?

ALASTOR THE RADIO DEMON OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

*Alastor chuckles and waves his hand in a dismissive manner* Oh, no need for all the excitement, my dear. I'm just a humble radio demon, after all.