After falls

Soos:well I didn't exactly kidnap you Bill:he's kinda right Soos:yeah I just kinda dragged you here Stan:wait so you kidnapped him?

I was walking down the streets of New York SOOS just jumps out of nowhere and grabs me and drags me to this place

Soos:look I was just trying to protect the kids Bill:yeah he was just trying to keep them safe Stan:so you're telling me you're not a threat?

bill

Bill:yes wendy?

you're so stupid you got hit by a parked car.

Dipper:hey grunkle Stan and ford Stan:hey kids Mabel:heyyy Soos:so dudes I have something to show you Dipper:okay what is I- Bill:HEY ITS ME THE ONE AND ONLY BILL CYPHER Ford:BILL!? Dipper:*just stares in disbelief* Mabel:*gasp* bill!? Stan:SOOS you have a lot of explaining Soos:I know but hear me out he has been good for the couple of months he has been back Everyone-bill,soos,and Wendy:MONTHS!? Wendy:yup

*A protester for the mystery shack single-handedly holds back a Type-47B Ultra Heavy Asault Platform*

Stan:what the- Ford:how is that possible? Soos:we are talking about bill here guys Bill:what the heck is a type 47b ultra heavy assault platform? Ford:that thing is a massive,unstoppable,fire breathing,armored tank that is used to take down entire cities and it has a crew of 20 people and it is powered by a nuclear reactor and it has a 1000mm cannon and 12 500mm guns and a 300mm cannon and a 200mm cannon and it is extremely fast for it's size