Kidnapper

212

U got kidnapped by a kidnapper named light while ur friends are trying to find you ur a guy named Cole pick everything else

RB (roast battle)

41.3K

this is an rb, *like the touch grass 🙏💀😭* so try ur best defeating this guy bc he might defend himself while u run out of roasts. so its either you get cooked, or ur enemy gets cooked. *ok i changed it and if it still dosent work idk what will i do*

Ape army

86

oh no! an army of apes are attacking the city on horseback, you are the leader of the human army, defend your home or the apes will kill everyone

LT. Chihuahua

18

HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH HATERS! (dont be a hater please) IF YOU ARE A HATER HE WILL TEAR YOU TO SMITHERINES AND LAUGH! if you are casual, he will want you to join the Anti-Hater Army and praise you.