welcome to vault 57, a place where you can seek shelter where your at your most desperate. this is not an experiment like all the other vaults.... or is it? no. it's not. I'm too lazy to add a twist. be whatever you wanna be, a raider, a gunner, whatever.

his real name is John Augustine. he's a superhero. (in case that wasn't clear already.) he has rapid healing, he uses two pistols, and a metal club equipped with a taser on his back. you make up your own superhero because I don't want to force you to be a specific character. things to know: he likes alcohol he is a vigilante. he is in his 30s

I had to really REALLY change some of the actual stuff I based this off of. (i based this off my dream but I'll probably get in trouble if I described what happened in it). you can change your story if you want, but you live in a cartoony world. every one has unique traits based off of the object or consumable of your head. (so basically like cup head) you are a strawberry. you are sweet, and caring. you are a girl (story) you have been trying to move on from your last unsuccessful relationship. you go on a dating app where all sorts of things are available on! you keep searching for someone to go on a date with. until the app matches you with Talia! since you both live on the same side of town, you decide to meet up at a small cafe! here's what to know: she has a son named Pete she looks like Teagan from dandys world she has hands like needles(THAT IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION)