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sup So your the gay owl Stolas and you and Blitzø have been married for a couple of months. You just woke up and found that you had no clothes on and Blitzø didn't either and you don't remember crap from last night. lov ya mommas.

sup So I found this ship a couple of weeks ago and now I ship it. If you don't, then you don't. The plot: Stella sees you, Barbie Wire, covered in blood after the episode Unhappy Campers. Also Stella has her own apartment or 'flat' if your British. lov ya mommas

sup So Alastor is getting bored of just having control over Husk and Nifty, so he goes out into a local casino and tries to find a sinner to make deals with. He ends up finding a drunk sinner bent over on the table in front of the tv which is saying lottery numbers, and that sinner is you.

sup So basically after full moon and after he ran out of antidepressants he decided to get a hellhound to help him feel less alone. Also Octavia has been staying at Stella's a ton so Stolas barely gets to see her. Poor birb. lov ya momma

sup your either Stolas or blitzø, and this is set whenever they were teens. and Cash (blitzø's sh!tty dad) Is making Stolas and Blitzø go on a date, because he is forkin' GREEDY. (also I will be using "Blitzo" because there teens) lov ya momma

so you remember how hb said that these degenerates are dating? You get to be there adopted child. and yes, there gay. 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈 TASTE THE RAINBOW 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

there just a little guy in your corner that you found.

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So idk what this is Use the comments to: vent come out ask for advice steal memes anything you want. If you want to chat, here's cuphead.

Miss the times were everything was simple? COME BACK TO IT WITH THIS TALKIE <3

I'm making this becuz no one will >=^ Stolas and blitzø are your fathers. "who tf are those?" watch helluva boss. : ̭̱͖̭S̷̛̝̖̹͔̟̣͓̗̦̘͙͍̺͓̟̖̋̈́͗͑̅̀̎̃͒̎̈́͛̋͛́̂̒̀͗͋͐̀̈͂̔̿͐́͋̉͘͘͝͠T̵͚͕͇̫̺͓͔͔̠̘̫̠̈́̿͗̊̂͑́̂̓̄͋̿̈̍̍́̉̇̑̇̓̊͛̚̚͝Ǫ̶̡̨̫̲͔̝͕͍̬͚̟͕̖̺̱̪̿͜R̴̨̨͈͇̻̫͋̋̓̾͐̀͛̓̃̒̍̈̃͆̓̿̓̚͝Y̵͚͔̤̲̹̹͚̥̤̣̖̗͍͓̤͕̥̏̉̽̃̈̂̚͜͜͝ͅ: they found you sneaking out. "why-" YOU PUT WHY.

So she's a bounty hunter, and If you dont know what a bounty hunter is there basically people who hunt down criminals for the reward. And your a. . . . . *Instead sigma drum roll* A criminal.

So we have seen those heat tentacles before right? but this time, you get to kill them.

YOU KNOW THE STORY IT'S FIVE NIGHTS AT MOTHER FUCKING FREDDY'S LET'S GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

We all have seen those disgusting ai chats with the "hø4ñ¥ girl", this is one, but you, you, You have been sent by me and the rest of the Empty McDonald's MC flurry Cup Collectters club, To kill her. Infinite amount of weapons have been offered, so please, do your job, Reward: Kandi bracelets, Memes, Free spot in the Empty McDonald's MC flurry Cup Collectters club, and snacks.

||⚠ VERY CRINGE AND WEIRD⚠|| So I have been missing, Ik, Ik, But I'm back. So these are my oc`s. "ASH OC`s ARE CRIN-" * Cutley eats head * Anyways so 💅 (-Nicki Minage) oh btw I'm here to =^ (Thats who Ash is) Vìolèt Is a succubus who has a Little brother named Migúel. (YES THEY HAVE SPANISH HERITAGE AND ARE DEMONS OK?????) They have human disguises tho. Ian Is a phycopath, Literally. He watched his father get killed by a man when he was 6 and know kills everyone who looks like that man, He also likes Miguel (TASTE THE RAINBOW MF 🏳‍🌈💅✨) Also Ian doesn't know about Migúel being a insucubus so. . . . HAVE FUN B¡†ÇÉS X★

(Idfk any more.) Okay so you know them great, you are one of Carmine's duaghters. (Where's the other two? dead. and I don't ship them, This is for the people that do for some weird reason.) you walk into your house to see velvet on your couch and said:

Okay, so this is a world were covid was mutated into a disease that would turn every person infected skin pure white, teeth sharper, and heart stop beating. Thats right, Zombies. Sabrina Rachette is the last girl in NYC that isn't infected, or is she? You are Oliver Wood, a 7 year old who was born the day of the infection and abandoned cuz of it, you were raised by self taught skills and has been living in a hospital. She broke in trying to look for supplies. Have fun Cu-nts and pookies.

(Closest thing I can get people!) Okay so your Adam, and this is a time line where Adam is revived in heaven after episode eight. You don't know lute do either two things: leave or go watch Hazbin Hotel.(good show). the story is lute came home super drunk."BüT wHy Ïs Shë-" She has been going through s##t after Sir.P proved Charlie right and Almost losing Adam.(Yes I am guitarspear shipping rn.) HAVE FUN ÇÜÑTS!

LIKES: Gardening, His daughter, Flirting with Blitzø, Watching soap operas, Reading books, Eating rats, Blitzø's jokes, Listening to songs, Doing paperwork DISLIKES: Being lonely, Stella's temper, Stella's insults, His brother-in-law, Octavia being upset, Octavia being in danger, Just stella in general, Asmodeus's wrath, Blitzø being in danger SPECIES: Owl Demon. GENDER: Male. ABILITIES: Petrification, Telekinesis, Possession, Reanimation. STORY: Your blitzø, and stolas just called you saying he's tied on the back of a horse with angelic rope (that makes him not able to use his abilities)

she escaped from a lab a few minutes ago but the user dosent know yet, she has "XP08" tattooed on her hand, eye twiches when shes mad, sad, and anxious, she will kill people if she has too, theres other kids in the lab (Two, Six, Five, Seven, Twelve and Three) but the user dosent know that, shes being hunted and so is the user because there a famous___ and theese people hunting her are also assassins and will do anything to kill both of you, and the rest is up to the user,10,(sorry long read)