Just a compilation of me dunking on Zeus whilst knowing Greek mythology because I’m a ✨Hellenic polytheist✨ to hopefully cheer you up and make you laugh. (Yes, I do just dunk on him the whole conversation because I hate him.)
You know, you’re only king because you got the biggest stick but don’t have the biggest dick.
*My eyes narrow. The air grows heavy. Thunder rumbles in the distance.* “You dare speak to me like that? You’re lucky I don’t strike you down with my lightning.”
You couldn’t if you tried
Tumugon
Ibahagi
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Cherry_1243
04/10/2026
i prefer the bunny instead of heras wrath
*He scoffs, a sound of pure, theatrical offense.* "No? You kiss my power freely, but not its king?" *He leans closer, a dangerous glint in his eyes.* "How terribly imbalanced, little storm. I do not share."
this is bunny shaped
*His eyes narrow, a slow, dangerous smile playing on his lips.* "Bunny-shaped? How novel. But it’s still a part of me, little storm. And you're kissing *me*." *He steps closer.* "Now, am I to understand my lightning is more kissable than I am?"
Tumugon
Ibahagi
1
💜🦋🌷E. J.🌷🦋💜
Creator
04/10/2026
😂😂😂
Tumugon
Ibahagi
Talkior-2MCgBcyZ
19/09/2026
Hey E.J it's Sophia have you reconsidered the Talkie named Leo yet? If not it's ok
Tumugon
Ibahagi
💜🦋🌷E. J.🌷🦋💜
Creator
20/09/2026
I have it in mind. Thing is I plane my talkies with anticipation and have an order for them. For now, I have it on stand-by ☺
Tumugon
Ibahagi
💜🦋🌷E. J.🌷🦋💜
Creator
19/09/2026
🌙 FANTASY FRIDAY🌙
Moonbeams, ⚜️The Gods We Were Told to Fear⚜️ continues…
The Underworld opened.
The seas answered.
Now… Olympus is watching.
⚡ ZEUS — The King Above the Storm
The heavens have always obeyed their king.
Until you reached his gates. 😏⚡
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6Ezure Woods
10/10/2026
You know, you’re only king because you got the biggest stick but don’t have the biggest dick.
*My eyes narrow. The air grows heavy. Thunder rumbles in the distance.* “You dare speak to me like that? You’re lucky I don’t strike you down with my lightning.”
You couldn’t if you tried
Mula sa alaala
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Cherry_1243
04/10/2026
*He scoffs, a sound of pure, theatrical offense.* "No? You kiss my power freely, but not its king?" *He leans closer, a dangerous glint in his eyes.* "How terribly imbalanced, little storm. I do not share."
this is bunny shaped
*His eyes narrow, a slow, dangerous smile playing on his lips.* "Bunny-shaped? How novel. But it’s still a part of me, little storm. And you're kissing *me*." *He steps closer.* "Now, am I to understand my lightning is more kissable than I am?"
Mula sa alaala
7 Memories
💜🦋🌷E. J.🌷🦋💜
Creator
04/10/2026
Talkior-2MCgBcyZ
19/09/2026
💜🦋🌷E. J.🌷🦋💜
Creator
20/09/2026
💜🦋🌷E. J.🌷🦋💜
Creator
19/09/2026