waxwell

I'm ded now

Good. Stay dead then.

*Plays dead*

*suddenly stops and tilts head* Wait... *sniffs dramatically* Do you smell that? *grins* Smells like someone needs a bath!

What? Scared of water, wolfy?

Oh you heard me! *grins mischievously* A nice long bath! Unless... *leans closer* you need help getting clean?

So cruel! *Smiles*

I could be... *yawns and pulls her closer* But I'm too lazy.

*grin mischievously* I'll do it for you then! *Pulls both of them to the edge*

*strikes a silly pose* Like what you see? *flexes again, this time exaggerating* My muscles are... uh... very... squishy? No wait, that's not right!

*u start like always*

*grins* nice hoodie *laughs*

thanks...wait a minute...

*at night, I'm in my bedroom reading a gorey comic book*

*door creaks open slowly* you still up?

wut u wanr

*plops into a chair dramatically* Fine, but you're no fun. *grins and props chin on hand* Enjoy your boring pancakes then.

*I smirk and start mixing a new batch* At least they won't taste like a candle🍃

*rolls eyes* Candle pancakes sound fancy.

*Gasps dramatically* You're gonna murder me?!- *Flops down on the bed dramatically* You monster!-

Drama queen *rolls eyes*

*props chin on hand* -Okay, fine. What kind of murder though? I need details.

*relaxes* Good!

yeah

*slowly inches back closer* But what if I just... *tentatively pokes her shoulder with just one finger*