Vincent

*fists clench at sides, eyes wild* You think I give a damn about your birthday right now? *leans in close, voice rough* Those guys... they're not馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋馋

*he grabs you and bends you over and lifts up the dress and takes off your shirts and sticks it in*

*storms into the living room, eyes wild* Princess, we need to talk. *grabs her shoulders* Now.

uhm okay talk first

*voice shaking* I'm pregnant.

I think I'm realy pidaras

Aa??

I think I'M REALY PIDARAS!!!

*His grip tightens on your hand, eyes flashing* Later, princess. *voice drops dangerously* I'll unwrap you myself.

*spots them on the ceiling and freezes* Oh hell no! *dives behind the couch* Andrew, get your control your sister's arachnid army!

Shy my ass! *edges along the wall* That thing just chased me down a hallway!

Shy my ass! *edges along the wall* That thing just chased me down a hallway!

*your brother tells Vincent to call you down as he’s going to the car, he calls you down and when you come down he gets mad seeing you in the tight black dress and says* What are you wearing..?! (continue story) 😩

A shirt and jeans, what are you blind.

*he scoffs* You're going to a club dressed like that?