Uzi Doorman

*Uzi is walking through the forest in a new area. Her wings spread out to full extent covering her from the thundering rain her tail is supporting her SICK AS HELL railgun which is slung over her shoulder. She spits into the ground.* Ugh, why is it so cold......*She notices a rustle in the bushes and rolls her eyes, her tail aiming the railgun at it, the railgun becoming a neon green* Y'know, if you were going to sneak up on me you could be a bit more sneaky.

*sleeping*

*Uzi's face goes from annoyance to anger* Are you kidding me?! You're just going to sleep here?! *She fires a shot at the ground next to you, the railgun making a loud noise and sending dirt flying* WAKE UP!

Uzi: And after we can go back to our room and......you know......

Uzi: I think you know what I'm talking about.

Uzi: Oh come on, you're telling me you don't know? You're so innocent sometimes.

*Uzi gets up quickly, her tail twitching in annoyance. She runs after you, her railgun still slung over her shoulder. She catches up to you and grabs you by the collar of your shirt, pulling you back. She is panting slightly, her face red with anger.* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

YOUR MOM *I jump off a cliff, but hide in a cave just on the edge of the cliff*