UwU Cats 🤮

*You hear slight movements in your closet*

*throws lit match in, and locks closet*

*You hear muffled screams coming from the closet, then silence*

*The cat starts crying and snuggling your dead body*

*Mind: I fucking hate this thing*

*You hear slight movements in your closet*

*gets my orbital railgun*

*The cats in the closet stop moving*

I AM IN YOUR WALLS AGAIN!

*You hear a voice coming from the walls* "Oh no, you're not getting away with this."

*turns the walls into poop*

*You hear slight movements in your closet*

*I open my closet and I see the uwu cats*

*They are all staring at you with their big, innocent eyes. They are meowing and purring softly*

*The last cat wakes up and looks at you with fear in its eyes*

hi there little guy

*The cat meows and backs up against the wall, shaking*